Enough! No more Excuses! Racism sucks!

This Spanish Olympic basketball team (the whole team) decided it was a good idea to do this.  There was even a photographer and an ad agency that had no one to stop and say "hey, maybe my mom taught me better!"

Burger, Fries and Foccacia Bread

Suby loves mamma's cooking. Her burgers made with all local stuff. He just wishes his mouth was bigger!

This is a foccacia bread thatwe saw at the new Eurospin last week. Yummmmmm.

Who wants to be the next Slumdog Trillionaire?

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Warning: The Ultimate Computer Attack

Effective, Fast and Dangerous!

The Subasio virus removes the keys from your laptop, ultimately slowing down your ability to type.  It starts with just one key and spreads quickly rendering your entire keyboard useless.

Subasio virus is the younger sibling of the Jax virus which removes all the keys at once.  These twin virus are dangerous in that they are transmitted without the need to be connected on the internet.

Il Subasio virus rottore pulsanti di tastiere di laptop, quindi a presto fare computer non usabile.  Inizio rìmovare solo uno pulsanto a presto spargi agli atri pulsanti.

Il Subasio virus sono figio piccolo di Jax virus.  Il Jax virus rimovare tutti pulsanti.

Dim Sum did not make it across the Silk Road.

There is NO Dim Sum in Italy. Not in Milan or Rome either! Just the occasional potsticker. Very sad.

Un nuovo amico Osvaldo mi a detto lui non piace cibo Cinese. Aspetta! Aspetta! Marco Polo portato pasta di Cina a Italia no?

Nachos! Umbrese!

Umbrian Ingedients!

Peperoncini

Gouda

Cipola

Pomodoro

Ulivo Nero

Maiz

Sour Cream is panna, yogurt and lemon 

A Doctor in Assisi

So you are visiting Assisi and are sick as a dog. Who ya gonna call? When we moved to Assisi 5 years ago we had the good fortune to meet Dottore Sanhthu Nguyen. Born in Hue Vietnam, raised in Paris, college educated at Cornell University and received his medical degree from the University of Perugia.

What do you have? A family doctor that speaks English, Italian, French and Vietnamese who can still make house or hotel calls. 0758004836  (office) 3381600874 (cell)

Potstickers

Bay Fung Tong Umbria! Peking Spare Ribs In Italy

Helen was jonesing for some spare ribs. So on to the internet for a recipe.
Fire up the deep fryer from Lidl and a half hour later, there it is!

Actually she didn't have any ribs so it was Peking Chicken!

Campionato Italiano

The problem is that the Italians always give directions as if you know where it is already. I am told that the Caserma Ferante Gonzaga is near the train station in Foligno. Humm. I certainly hope so. It makes me think that Columbus would have found the Americas faster had he not been trying to find India.